There’s a neat software package that will convert text from one religious website to another. Here’s a sample of converting from Christianity to Falun Gong.
One of the “reviews” struck me as particularly funny:
“For all aspiring (or even candidating) UU ministers/seminarians who’ve complained about the tedious work of translating their non-UU textbooks into a workable theological language. Your prayers are answered. Now quit your whinging.”
Sorry, it’s only available for Macs.